Brace yourselves. The guy who called me "Jewy" on our first date had a follow up that somehow managed to be ever creepier & more offensive then the first.
About a month after we went on our 1 and only date, I was at the Vampire Weekend concert with my friends, and this creep texted me during the show - he was there & actually standing right by my group - but rather than come over & say hi like an adult, he just kept texting me. Once I spotted him, we gave him the slip & enjoyed the rest of the show creep-free.
He asked me out via text a few times that night and I brushed him off, citing my busy social schedule, rather than the fact that he was an anti-semitic loser. I received the following email in my Match.com account at 8AM the next day.
Subject: :)I didn't have your real e-mail and did not want to send you a long text. I know you are a busy lady and so am I, but I think you're really fucking sexy and i like your style. I am not looking for anything serious right now and it seems like you aren't either, so if you are interested in a casual thing I would be very interested as well. In short, I don't want to date you seriously, but i would love to role around naked with you every once in a while. It would be nice to have a friend in the neighborhood. Have a wonderful weekend!
I mean, what???? "I don't want to date you, but I would like to sleep with you?"
What a charmer! It's a shock that no one has snapped him up yet. Ugh.
I mean, what???? "I don't want to date you, but I would like to sleep with you?"
What a charmer! It's a shock that no one has snapped him up yet. Ugh.
"role" around with you? sick. sick. sick. why are guys so stupid?!
ReplyDeleteSounds hot. Girls really dig dudes like that. I'm shocked you're not going to take him up on his offer. He seems like a true scholar. Again....real hot.
ReplyDeletehahhaahha OMG I am dying right now!!
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