As I've mentioned a few times, my parents are a wee bit concerned about my perpetually single status. And while I think they would be happy at this point if I marry anyone at all (except for perhaps a felon), they would be over the moon if I married a fellow M.O.T. (Gentiles, that stands for Member Of the Tribe. AKA- Jews. We have our own secret language. Jealous??)
My folks have taken matters into their own hands on several occasions to try to steer me in the direction of single Jewish men. Like when they sponsored me on J-Date (twice) by paying for my membership. Or when they forced me to go to the Matzo Ball in Boca Raton, which is a dance for Jewish people on Christmas Eve, since we clearly have nothing special happening on that particular evening. Mom & Dad drove me 45 minutes to the "ball", dropped me off by myself to go to this shindig and apparently went to a nearby Denny's to hang out for several hours until it was time to pick me up. I was 28 years old, by the way.
But this new website might be right up their alley: http://www.thejmom.com/%20
I would like to place a bet with a reputable Vegas bookie on how quickly my parents will snatch up this opportunity to have the ability to influence my fledgling love life. And secretly- between just us girls - I welcome any help I can get at this point. The more people I have working on my case, the better.
xoxo
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